The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'"
"Self-belief does not necessarily ensure success, but self-disbelief assuredly spawns failure."
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
Hm
ReplyDeleteAkpos was very hungry
ReplyDeleteand
had no money with him. he
then went to town to find
something to eat.
On his way, this was his
prayer......"Father please
help me find
N2000 on the ground"and
i
promise to give you
N1000
afterwards.
He kept on reciting this
prayer
as he went along.
Immediately he saw N1000
on
the ground. Akpors then
shouted"Indeed the lord
is
very fast, he has already
taken
his share."
. . =>ONE WORD FOR
AKPOS.
Things that happens in only nigerian movies
ReplyDelete1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village…THE SAME DAY! Abi village dey get airport?
2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years.
3) You’d see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke’s huge glasses.
4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road.
5) Girls wear very short dresses, revealing their bosoms and sky high heels to school…but theirlecturers say nothing about it.
6) A woman barges into in a hotel room tocatch her husband with another woman. Abi who give her key?
7) A policeman with 6-rounds revolver keeps shooting at armed robbers more than 20 times. I no know say bullet dey generate itself like DNA
8) A man wants to send his wife packing, he goesinto the room and comesout with about 3 ready packed bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the event
Feel free to add your own observations.